Sorry :/

Sorry i have been so slack, had a mad few week, i think everything is getting better now although whilst writing this i am sat with my legs in the air because my feet hurt and stop me sleeping :/

Had an amazing day in scarborough it was really good fun and I swear i know some of the most amazing people ever!

I love stuff like that because it reminds me that not all people are shit and some people really are genuinely nice, and don't lie or make up stuff that they know isn't the truth or gossip about others personal lives.

Bit confused though because i like this boy. . .

. . really like him like so much it hurts. which sounds MASSIVELY desperate but it's like i've always been so frightened of having such feelings because my parents (dad especially) are quite protective of me, but it's like he just makes me so happy, I hope he feels the same although i can be a bit confused at times and i know im rubbish and apologise for everything, i also hope he isn't just using me because i would be heartbroken (not that i think he would just because thats what im generally used to) argh. i hate feeling like this, makes me feel like a right girl!

much loves x x x x x

Aww I'm just being a fanny i know and am currantly listening to fast car by tracy chapman so if you listen to that whilst reading my essay it will have more of an effect hahaha :D

So yeah :/ . I'm a pussy!

RAGEGASM!

That's it. . .

Right there. . .

the most beautiful man in THE WORLD!!

I am so happyy and smug me lovelys as I managed to get tickets to the free rage against the machine gig!! And i completely expirienced my first PROPER ragegasm! It is going to be insane unless I like die of a sex coma when rage come on

AHH its going to be amazing!

I don't really know what to say at the minute as I'm feeling ratherr shiite. It may just be hormones yanoo but its awful. I'm sick to fucking death with college and don't really know where I stand with anything and any one.

The course has sort of put me off working with animals in the future ithink but I just sorta don't know where to go from here :$ I've now become obsessed with the idea of helping farmers in mexico which would just be insane, but i think I doubt that would happen

God daymnit i need someone to teach me spanish!!

SO YEAH! i'm really wierd and sick of everythiiing. . .WHAT DO I DO??! (answers on a postcard purlease! )

Much loving xx

Ho Hum. . .

Good evening! How are you doing? I'm quite sleepy today, Again don't know what to write so here are some general facts about myself (Everyone must secretly enjoy talking about themselves sometimes)

1. I have a freckle on the palm of my right hand
2. I play the ukulele
3. I lost my first tooth eating a hash brown in macdonalds
4. I lost my second tooth when someone hit me in the face when doing ballet ( It was coming out anyway but it was a good effect)
5. I used to be reaaly frightened of carrots so my mum and dad would put them on top of the video player to stop me putting my fingers in it.
6. Now I just have a general phobia of foods with awful textures such as cauliflower, cucumber and grapes
7. Infact I don't like anything that feels wrong, such as them pointless buttons you get on jeans scraping along something or feeling the bottom of the sink whilst washing up
8. I get upset if i look at old photos of myself and family for a while
9. I have a thing for uma thurman
10. I love my cats
11. . . . and my dog
12. . . . and my chickens
13. . . . and my bunny
14. I would do anything for my friends
15. So afraid of confrontation and telling others how i feel
16. Addicted to reading books, red bull and marsbars
17. I reaally reaally like someone, which is mad because i havn't done for such along time, so i'm quite frightened now
18. I FUCKING hate it when my sister steals my things
19. I Love the fact that I can class people as people i "used to know" now Because to be honest its better that way
20. I know who my proper friends are, although I wish i had the balls to tell people when they're being a dick
21. I get on with boys better than girls, ALTHOUGH the girls i do get on with are the most amazing ever!!
22. I hate bad grammar and when people do this "Iaa bbz hw ya doiin Lyk? miss uu ldz hunnii ily xoxoxoxoxox" I just want to punch people in the face that do that . .
23. I hate being called babe, (unless its by a close friend, then i don't mind)
24. I hate it when people say they'll keep in touch with me and the fucking don't!!
25. I love seabrooks prawn cocktail crisps

Oh dear Sorry to go on, I'm just IN AN ARSE!!!!!!!!!! XXX

20 Reasons and distractions which make me not do my assignments:

As you can probably tell I'm distracting myself from assignment work:

1. Writing my blog
2. Deciding to organise my folder WHICH I have neglected and not done for months, why should i do it now you ask? because i have an assignment to do of course!
3. A very gorgeous lovely inside and out boy comes on facebook and I talk to him, although on normal occasions i'd be a fanny and too scared to
4. I decide to delete all my hundereds of junk emails
5. I look for websites on buying marmosets, something i could never afford or do
6. I watch videos on youtube of marmosets and various other cute animals
7. I listen to songs i would never normally listen to
8. Read a book i have read many times before
9. Phone people i don't need to phone
10. Go to the pub
11. Practise my ukulele
12. Sleep
13. Complain that i can't do my assignment, of which the time spent complaining could actually be used to work out how to do it
14. Work out which clothes make me look fatter than other clothes
15. Walk my dog
16. Put songs on my phone/mp3 player
17. Search pointless things on google e.g "How to tell if my cat is interbred"
18. Try learn the alphabet bacwards again
19. Find out new conspiracy theroies and backmasked songs to frighten myself with
20. Read all my old comments on facebook

So there you go :) x x x

Awhh Dear

Hiyaa! Ohh I'm well sorry for being lame at updating my blog, but here I am, almost a month into the new year. . I also think i probaly wouldn't be writing this if i didn't have a really hard assignment to do for tommorrow :P, I feel really quite good at the moment though, Albeit a little bit concerned for someone but I'm avoiding getting involved. . . . .. ... . . . . . .. Phone rung then . . . . . . . . . . But no i feel lovely except this stupid cold i have that just wont shift :/

I alsoo reaally like someone :) He's lovely, although I'm worried that he doesn't like me back, even though I'm probly being silly.

Urghhh There's so much to say!! Like me and tom and Sharpe went to meet the hairy bikers not the friday just gone but the one before, I like to remember it as good day but it was quite shit really, sharpe and tom were lovely, its just we had to queue for like an hour and a half, sharpe had a headache. . i was bored. . ( untill i heard them talking then i got too excited :D ) But THEN RIGHT . when we FINALLY got to the front of the queue,!! >:( THIS STUPID BITCH was all like :O You havn't got a book to be signed?! THERE WERE NO CHUFFIN BOOKS LEFT!!! AND Stupid bitch Seemed to forget that it was her job to organise the books of which she only had ordered 100 grr!!!! So She was like well you can have a photo with them but be quick :O So we did right, but the picture was so blurred it was as if the lady who took it had fallen over whilst taking the picture (Yep thats right, we didn't even get to take our own picture!) Was a load of balls! URGH!

Although after my recent trip to waterstones, my previous crippling book buying habit has returned god damnit! Why can't i just use a library??! I think it's because I like to actually own the book rather than have a time limit to read it, I know it's quite lame but i also think I'm quite a book collector, Its like with these i-Book things you get, even if i had an iphone I'd never use it because i like the feeling of owning a book rather than just having it there to read.

Anywayy thats enough of me ranting for now, I should probly do My assignment, Lovee yooou X X X X X X X X

n'awww

Helloooo, howayoou?? I've been in such a good mood all week and still am, I went to sara's last weekend which was lovelyyyyyyy :) and the week has been good, except animal health. . . which was a shit , but thats handed in now pheww and i wont see it again till i refer :/ but im not fussed about that :) so now im just chillinn! i was going to the NEC for the motorbike show tomorroww but i decided not to as i have to go to college, which is alriight, i'm not bothered. . . But yeah so things are fab, sorry to be boring and not have much to write but yeahh. speak soon :) x x x x

Lovely :)

Hiya howayoou?? I'm fine thanks for asking. I've had a good time lately, i went to see the lancashire hotpots the other week which was fab :) i could marry each and everyone of them :D

And now im just sat here with a cup of tea writing this. I've been a bit disapointed today though, i can't believe belle de jour revealed her true identity :O and it was also quite disapointing really, She doesnt look at all what i expected, and she's actually a scientist named Dr brooke magnanti, And... I don't know really.... just disapointed.

Not that it's going to change my life or anything....ANYWAY

Ooooooh i am excited for this weekend. im going to scarborough again which should be very fun :D

I'm trying to think of things to write about.....

Oooh the folk night was good last night :) i had a fab time :D :D

Well i'd best be off, my kittens are going mad and may wreck the place :O xxxxx

weeeeeeeeeeeeeee BANG *

SO.... It's bonfire night and right now i should be in not so sunny scarborough but i ARNNT!! grrr, instead i am sat alll alone terribly bored writing this blog :/ n'aawww well. Oh yeah and i'm ill again so its runnynose-acheyteeth-nastycough- headachsorethroat time. Although i did have a good dream last night. well kind of , i kicked the shit into dannii minogue which felt good but what she did was awful, She is the epitamy of bastard little sister i think. Anyway, i wasnt at college today due to my ill so i did what i should have done a while ago......nope not assignments, i watched the rest of pulp fiction which is fantastic may i add, and i love the beautiful woman that is uma thurman more than ever, though i was a bit confused because i got to the bit where butch ( bruce willis) hit marcell with his car and then went off to make a pot off tea, to find marcell being boned hillbilly style and bruce willis had this huge sword so i was a bit confused and rewound it so it made sense. I've got sore feet aswell from stupid high heels again, id ask someone for a foot massage but they may get thrown from a 4 story building, Vets tomorrow. im not excited although i did have the best fun ever last time, and it means alot that everyone has started remembering my name :) :) . well i think now i'm going to carry on doing fuck all, and maybe trundle off to bed. nighty night.. x

You there..

Right, the first thing I'm going to have to do today is explain who the actor christopher fox is, because this conversation has been repeated too many times. " Do you ever watch the bill?" "No" "ahh right, well have you ever seen the programme ultimate force?" "nope" "oh.... doesn't matter then theres just this really fit man on it" well this is the really fit man

So there you go. :D INT HE SEXY THOUGH??!!!

I have been in the biggest arse all day today. i think I'm just tired though so after I've writ this it's bed timee :)

Half term has been alright. Halloween was lovelyy though :) i stayed at the goreous sara's and met some brilliant people :) and it was lovelyy. I keep thinking back to it and laughing, and thinking of south park. YES!

back at college today though and I can't even be arsed with my assignments. I don't even properly understand what i have to do with them which is shit. but im sure it'll be finee.

YAWN. sleepy time Zzzzzzz xx

it's the holidayyyys yayy :)

Hiya Me loves howayou all doing?? Its finally the half term holidays :D Sorry i've been extremely shit at my blog, ive just had no time for anythingg :S. I do hope you all are well though. College is still fab although i am completely gutted that my lovely darling Harry is moving back to coventry :( its not faaaiirr. i hate feeling upset. The vets was ok on friday, i actually had a really good time. and it meant soo much to me that people actually started remembering my name and saying i had done a good job. there have been all sorts of funny goings on haha. for example my lovely stephs halloween costume!! hahaha she looked so good in it but she probably shouldn't have described it to me first. she said "it's like this awful black PVC dress, I look like bondage woman!" and i was weeing myself all night,

i know i look minging haha i dont need anyone to point it out for me :D i do quite love the bondage woman outfit though!!

And here is us after getting ready and steph in her infamous bondage woman outfit. she look well damn sexy!! (Sorry steph for stealing your pictures!!)

So it's been a bit fab really other than Harry leaving. Right now im just at home, not jealous of my mum and dad who have gone to the ferryboat pub in the nasty rain..........................................................................................................

Sorry just nipped off then to start taping doc martin on the video recorder :) none of that fancy sky plus for us yanoo.

Ooooooh heres something! Well done cal crutchlow for winning world super sport today!! how good is he?? and he's gorgeous an all! and he's from coventry too! ( where my grandma lives)

Mmmm bit of Cal there for the ladies! No he won at portimao today! i'd love to go there it looks well good!!.

Well that's all for now my honeys, i think i've written more than enough, i might put some more sexy men on though just to make up for my lack of blogging ( and for my own personal use yummm :) )

Urgh, ditching that plan. i cant find any fit men so heres bear grylls mmmmmmmmmm :) :)

HE IS GORGEOUS!! I LOVE HIM MMMM :D

Ta-ra for now xxxxx

Urgh part 2

Not much to write about. Too grumpy and ill. college was fun. went to amy's after college which was lovely and then to a meeting at work. I am dying. i hate this stupid cold. had a lovely day though. although i nearly started crying about the fact that i couldn't taste harrys cake which was just embarrasing really. DREADING TOMMORROW AT THE VETS :/ hope your ok. :( xxx ps all my teeth ache. :( xxxx

Urghhh.

Hello..Howayoou? OHMYGOD i don't feel well, im sooo bunged up with cold and i can't even breath. i even have my blue inhaler next to me just incase. bastard cold! Anywayy,,, enough about bitch flu.. ( Just so you know though, my dad has been all like "haha no sympathy for you jess! any way im a man and men don't catch what you've got" so just to check i went and coughed on all his pillows :) nerr nerr nerr :P) But no, other than feeling shit everything has been really good really. just college as usual. I've drunk alot of bloody tea which seems to have shrunk my bladder to the size of a grape and I'm quite sleepy but i still love college. tell you something for free though, I don't love working at the vets. Anoo it sounds really childish but i am actually dreading going in on friday. i odnt know what it is about it. im not squeemish and i mean like it wasn't fainting that put me off it or hard work (which tbh there wasn't much of). theres just something about which im really not enjoying. anywayy though its only 8:30 till 4:30 so it's not too bad. Right now i am listening to SoKo again of whom i love!




Today has been a good short'n too which has been pleasant. also i was all like aww no i didn't see this lovely person today, but then i did, and it made my life because he is one of the most bloody lovely people you could ever wish to meet. But my mums all like "Ahhh he probably takes drugs" but she doesn't know out about nowt.



So here i am sat here in a mess of tissues and honey and lemon, suffering whilst my kittens run around. AND my bitch of a sister unplugged the bath my mum ran me, for no other reason than to be a cow.if this is my last ever post it probly means that i have died of this fucking cold. Bastard thing. ta-ra for now xxxx


P.s here is a picture of Uma thurman, I don't know why. i just thought she looked really pretty so it seemed important. Ta-raa xxxxxxxx

And then i fell...

Hiyaaa Hows it going?! I started work expierience at the vets today!! it was fab! I fainted though!! Not cos im a fanny or owt just cos of the disinfectant fumes, it was well embrarassing being dragged to the staffroom and hearing "We've got a fainter" But it was soo good i saw all sort of interesting stuff. it was brill! Right now im just drinking tea and talking to steph on msn which is alot of fun :) and listening to soko! I dont have any time to put any pictures of soko up but if i would it would be here and she woould be beautiful. Right i think im off for a bath before me ma and pa come home :/ good night my darlings :D xxxxx

Yeyy!

Helloooooo :D How are yoou?? Oooh Today has been soo Fun. It was the freshers fair at school today which meant getting lots and lots of freebies :D woooo mainly stupid stuff and discount things for food and drink but still fun!! plus they had a blow up lazor quest thing :D

I don't have many good pictures to add today, i'm listening to jimi hendrix though so i might aswell put up a picture of him because he was soo fit!!







Mmmm! anywayy! But yeah i started the day off a bit grumpy today because my mum was in a total arse with me so i was like in tears on the bus which was Proper embarrassing ( Am not being a fanny, she was quite nasty!!) but then it picked up from there really. When i got home i kept trying to go to sleep but being interrupted which was shitt!



Oooh heres a good picture. my darling steph uploaded it on facebook today :D its me and harry in the park, SORRY MY LEGS LOOK HUUGE





IT ALSO MAKES ME REALISE HOW LITTLE I AM!!

so now am just chilling really playing some uke. fretting over whether a daft twat is going to email me or not... Grrrr.

Off to the pub in a bit though :) will update more later.


Iloveyou all :)

I hope jimi hendrix was sexy enough for yoooooooou

Byeee xxxxx

Hiyaa

Hello and good evening how you doing I have jsut been running cubs, which was total shit really cos they had to make balloon cars but they weren't really listening boooooo :( Today has been good :D just same old at college reeally except we had fun againg playing in the park . aha! my dear friend mary had dyed her hair a really nice colour ( she looks verrry sexy in her overalls)

And we had lots of fun though. here are more pictures :D :D woo

Zoe and tom :D

The gorgeous steph

Lovely girlys and tom from college

And my darling harry and peter playing on the round about

So today was lovely really. I had a bit of a scary journey home on the coast liner though :S This alchoholic man was sat there talking to himself. I didn't likee it. Oh haha and apparantly the teachers were on strike at college yeah but it was a bit rubbish reaally only from like 7 am till 8am! so there was no point really :/

Urgh i don't know what i am going to do tomorrow, i finish quite early though so i might go to the train museum :) speak later!! xxxxx

P.s im sorry todays blog was borrring

OOooh

If you want to see the facebook comments if you click on em you can read em clearer...BYE xxx

Urghhhhhhh

Good evening :) How are you today? Today has been lovely especially now my darling stephanie has been moved to the friday group at college woo :) it's been an exciting one really, playing on the fucking dodgy assault course thing in the park. I swear i can barely do it now let alone a really little kiddie. good fun though. luckily there has been no life threatening injuries. It's been a bit shit at home though, I was starving and ate alot of marmite and toast. so am now feeling a bit sick.

Then my dad got a bit grumpy at me so i decided the best thing to do was have a snooze. since that I have woken up and completely lost my bearings. and it feels about ten at night. I feel totally like i've got butterflies, but not the nice butterflies :( Stupid boys.

Now i am listening to jefferson airplane they are fab.

Ooooh i also have had quite an amusing facebook conversation with rachel bentley. which was rudely interrupted by nathan unthank bringing back some nasty memories of statistics conversations :) it made me want to vomit

Also looking back on facebook, i read some comments that i totally forgot i had but then found them very hilarious

If you can't read them i'm dead sorry but trust me they were good :) So yeahh basically what we have learnt today is that, never take on childrens assault courses, Boys are stupid and sexy irish men are even worse, and that looking back on facebook comments is a hilarious way to pass the time.

Ta ra for the moment. i think I'm going to watch some telly nighty night xxxxx

good night!

Just writing to say Bsb on telly was good, Steve plater came third after billy macconnell pushed him off the track. It was well shit. i wanted steve to smack him, but he didn't. then the results were changed so it meant steve was second. Yey, did i mention i fancy thee pants off steve plater??

I know i look shit but He is SO FINE!

Now i am just giving out relationship advice to a dear friend.. and theres some interfering bitch trying to get between them. What a hoe. I hate it when people do that it!! it makes me think " Do you want a relatiopnship with them??" and then it's like obviously not your just a jealous bitchh GRRR!

I have a new girl crush ( am not a lesbian or anything!) which used to be uma thurman, is now shakira.

Word cannot describe how much i want to be this womann!!! Right i think I'm going to go up to the pub and see my grandad after weeks of accidently ignoring him :( Ta-ra for noww

Good Afternoon

Hi I'm Jessica antonia chapman and this is my first attempt at a blog. I'm 16 years old and live in a little village just out of york, I play the ukulele and go to alot of motorbike racing. I am doing the btec ND: animal management at askham bryan college. I can't say owt much interesting really happens to me. Right now I am fully bloated after going to jumbo's, me and my dad were supposed to be looking at scooters but i really couldn't be arsed and felt dizzy boo. Jumbo's I always think is one of them places where thinking about the food is often nicer than actually eating there, because when your there it always makes me think "by heck am i going to come away with food poisoning" and then your sat on your arse for the rest of the day like a bloated oriental mare.

This sunday has been a bit of a let down really, Last sunday was fantastic as was the one before it really. last sunday i was at olivers mount for the gold cup IT WAS FAB! the racing was fantastic and then at the end i went into the paddock to do some serious stalking. I swear I feel sorry for guy martin. He must think I'm a proper twat, If i was him i'd get on my tits. I don't mean to be all over excited at him but all my words just come out at once and I make a complete arse of myself, He did say that i shouldn't be daft when i started apologising at him, Urgh I am such a knob. I wouldn't blame em if they all hid when they see me coming into the paddock!! He was as lovely as ever though even when I had to get his autograph for my boss linzi's boyfriend, I swear that boy must have a lot of patience. As was the gorgeous Ryan Farquhar ;) Croft BSB was also fantastic, sylvain guintoli is still one of the sexiest men ever!! Sylvain Guintoli and me...




Although the highlight of my day had to be when i got there, there was a family of geordies, and their son I swear was being a complete cock, well him and his friend wanted to roll down this hill so this boys mate did and then the boy said " I'm going to roll down the hill now dad" to which his dad replied " Aye cameron if you roll down the hill you'll manage to find the only pile of dog shit in the whole place!" I swear i was pissing myself for the rest of the day! it was fab, The racing was fantastic too!!!

...So now i am sat here, still completely nursing a food baby waiting for a cup of coffee. Ta-ra for now, sorry if you think i'm a complete tit already!! xxx