Good Afternoon

Hi I'm Jessica antonia chapman and this is my first attempt at a blog. I'm 16 years old and live in a little village just out of york, I play the ukulele and go to alot of motorbike racing. I am doing the btec ND: animal management at askham bryan college. I can't say owt much interesting really happens to me. Right now I am fully bloated after going to jumbo's, me and my dad were supposed to be looking at scooters but i really couldn't be arsed and felt dizzy boo. Jumbo's I always think is one of them places where thinking about the food is often nicer than actually eating there, because when your there it always makes me think "by heck am i going to come away with food poisoning" and then your sat on your arse for the rest of the day like a bloated oriental mare.

This sunday has been a bit of a let down really, Last sunday was fantastic as was the one before it really. last sunday i was at olivers mount for the gold cup IT WAS FAB! the racing was fantastic and then at the end i went into the paddock to do some serious stalking. I swear I feel sorry for guy martin. He must think I'm a proper twat, If i was him i'd get on my tits. I don't mean to be all over excited at him but all my words just come out at once and I make a complete arse of myself, He did say that i shouldn't be daft when i started apologising at him, Urgh I am such a knob. I wouldn't blame em if they all hid when they see me coming into the paddock!! He was as lovely as ever though even when I had to get his autograph for my boss linzi's boyfriend, I swear that boy must have a lot of patience. As was the gorgeous Ryan Farquhar ;) Croft BSB was also fantastic, sylvain guintoli is still one of the sexiest men ever!! Sylvain Guintoli and me...




Although the highlight of my day had to be when i got there, there was a family of geordies, and their son I swear was being a complete cock, well him and his friend wanted to roll down this hill so this boys mate did and then the boy said " I'm going to roll down the hill now dad" to which his dad replied " Aye cameron if you roll down the hill you'll manage to find the only pile of dog shit in the whole place!" I swear i was pissing myself for the rest of the day! it was fab, The racing was fantastic too!!!

...So now i am sat here, still completely nursing a food baby waiting for a cup of coffee. Ta-ra for now, sorry if you think i'm a complete tit already!! xxx